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Emelius – A type of preacher well known for his/her baddoomching.
Word origin: Emelius is the shonk magician and gimmick extraordinaire from the movie classic Bed Knobs and Broomsticks.

Eutychist – a type of sermon that either puts people to sleep or is delivered late at night.
Word origin: From the biblical character Eutychus who fell asleep in Paul’s sermon.

Eutychise – the process where a sermon puts it’s audience to sleep.
Word origin: From the biblical character Eutychus who fell asleep in Paul’s sermon.

Exegetical Squirrel – A false biblical hermeneutic used when a heretical preacher/teacher quotes  scripture without explaining its meaning in lieu of the passage it is from.

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