Kaching – a type of sermon that preaches solely on money. It can also be a point in the sermon where the pastor preaches falsely from Malachi 3:8-10.
Kachingdom – a church or movement that is owned, (often through assets), by the King Kaching.
Kaching-a-Long – worship songs or events that emphasise receiving prosperity from God above all else.
King Kaching – a prosperity pimp or CEOpatra who rules over his/her kachingdom.
Kleptessia – a form of corrupt church government that allows the ruling body to accumulate great wealth and power while neglecting the mass of it’s own flock
Word origin: Merging of “kleptocracy” and “ecclesia”.